i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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