It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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