That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
