i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
ttyl tear gas
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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