Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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