Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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