i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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