"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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