so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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