I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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