What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize
