We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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