matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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