Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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