you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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