You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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