hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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