i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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