"it" just moved
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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