Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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