i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Mom said you looked used
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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