6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
