i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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