Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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