this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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