i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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