This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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