Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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