I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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