Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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