From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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