You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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