that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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