Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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