Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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