Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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