went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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