I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Success! We fucked roommates!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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