my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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