Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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