How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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