I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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