Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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