You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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