Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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