no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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