thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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