last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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