Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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