What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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