Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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