i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
