I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
When are your genitals available?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
