Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
