Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
only you would photoshop your dick
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
