I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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