Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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