your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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