IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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